dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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