Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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