i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
we should paint friendship bongs
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