My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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