So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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