This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
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SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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