I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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