you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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