Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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