Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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