..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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