i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy