When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I need to stop coming to work sober
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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