i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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