Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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