You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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