I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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