I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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