First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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