i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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