she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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