About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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