Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?