He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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