I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.