Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.