We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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