Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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