Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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