i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
