I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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