It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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