you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It's blow job season.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?