after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.