she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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