Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We have so much sex to catch up on
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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