found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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