I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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