I forgot how hot balto sounded
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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