Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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