Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I would ride that face into the sunset
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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