hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I love you.
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