He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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