I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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