office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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