What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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