party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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