Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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