I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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