I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You need a sexual gate keeper
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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