Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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