Whod you bang
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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